Wednesday, 18 May 2022 | 06:48 AM

When my body has not recovered enough, and it is not yet wide awake, it cannot make the whole shit in the morning in only one session. It often happens I finish my session wiping my arsehole with some toilet paper, I clean my butt, and I go have a day start. So what...

Wednesday, 18 May 2022 | 06:23 AM

It feels like I shouldn’t have woken up this morning, my arse won’t even start. I mean, there’s stuff inside, but there’s not enough energy to pull it off. And it is also way too clean…

Tuesday, 17 May 2022 | 06:55 AM

My eyes just want to stay shut, but my anus wants to stay broad. It has to put all the pirates outboard. Since yesterday I had sushi, now raw fish can go back swimming in the ocean.