Monday, 13 June 2022 | 06:29 AM

I thought I could shit more today, I really thought, as I was farting the worst yesterday evening before going to sleep. Well, all right. I guess I’ll just need to wait… 😕

Saturday, 11 June 2022 | 03:48 PM

Eventually comes the reprisal shit I was waiting for. It was a matter of survival. This shit resembles clay, after two days of forgetting it on top of the table. Not completely dried, not even soft enough. Just ugly. At least I feel much better...

Saturday, 11 June 2022 | 11:57 AM

First hangover in a very long timespan. First turd is almost inconsistent. The second doesn’t even exist. Inside me it’s the universe in its birth. Big Bang. I don’t understand what I am talking about. I’ll just sleep now. I’ll lett my bowels wake me up when it feels...