Wednesday, 22 June 2022 | 08:30 AM

I really don’t understand my body. There are those days when I eat sandwiches, pizza and stuff like this and I have diarrhoea, followed by days of bloating, very stinky shit and a diffuse sickness in my belly. And the days when I do the same, even drink some beers,...

Sunday, 19 June 2022 | 10:00 AM

After the first shit I had breakfast and headed to the supermarket. It was fast, but never enough. While queuing for the check-out I spread the air surrounding me with pestilent stink, the man behind the desk was very fast and professional, and didn’t protest...

Sunday, 19 June 2022 | 08:27 AM

I need to sleep more. What kept me from doing it this morning was the shit inside me. It’s very soft and very gassy, It’s very smooth and very messy, Color may vary, I am just shady