Tuesday, 28 June 2022 | 01:40 PM

I am not eating much these days… I thought I would have taken less shit. I was wrong 2-inch turds are now piling one on top of the other. They are very ugly. It doesn’t even look like human poo

Tuesday, 28 June 2022 | 08:52 AM

Yesterday I discovered I am gluten intolerant. Fine. I guess I already knew. To celebrate I ate some bread. I slept quite badly, gas everywhere in my belly. Now a few pitiful turds are all that’s left

Monday, 27 June 2022 | 09:11 PM

Ouch. I felt something to expel, so I pushed. Ouch. I thought it was all right, but it was harder than expected. Ouch. My arse stretched abnormally. Ouch. Now everything is back to normal. A few grams lighter.

Monday, 27 June 2022 | 08:05 AM

Great, a new week begins. Birds are singing, every bulb of my body is sweating, and shit is down the hole! Even if it’s the size of two beans…

Sunday, 26 June 2022 | 08:11 PM

I was relaxed, starting to write a draft for the second episode of my podcast, when I thought ‘mh, talking about shit… what if there’s something to do here!’ Yes there was!