Thursday, 7 July 2022 | 08:22 AM

Oh nice, I spent yesterday evening trying to squeeze out every gassy slot inside my bowels, and now they seem gone. I mean, I used the TV remote as a chisel and I pushed it hard on my belly. It didn’t work at all, but it is nice to feel relieved in the morning at...

Wednesday, 6 July 2022 | 07:36 PM

Two hours after several scoops of ice cream, I take a huge shit. What’s taking so long though? I’d pretty much like to pop put these kind of revolvers in the morning. Not like twelve hours later! C’mon bowels, I know you’re better than this!!

Wednesday, 6 July 2022 | 08:11 AM

Uhm, when I wake myself up in the morning, even before I open my eyes, I fart, loads and loads of farts. Just like a did today. After such a wonderful concert I expect some good poop for me! I had breakfast, then came here. Still nothing. It is so disappointing...

Tuesday, 5 July 2022 | 03:24 PM

Right, after a bowlful of creamy ice cream my arse is finally ready to pop! I spent the whole day whistle-farting, I knew there must come to something solid!