Sunday, 10 July 2022 | 09:32 AM

I get it, have a shit and post about it is the only thing that makes me happy being alone. Alone with a ball of turd in the pocket. I mean, in my bowels. I mean, it is now in the toilet. I’ll flush it down now.

Saturday, 9 July 2022 | 08:07 AM

That’s a level-8 shit, definitely. It amassed seamlessly in a little tidy spiral, it’s smooth as smoothie, it has crunchy stuff in it, it stinks at point, sticks a little but not too much on the sides. It is mostly perfect. Why then level 8 instead of 9? Because the...

Friday, 8 July 2022 | 08:35 AM

Ahhhh, finally a shit worth its name!!! This is it, a swamp made of floating huge rolls, it is kind of a cauldron recipe, little stinky… but don’t misjudge their repulsive appearance! They have a tender heart! Amazing! While writing there still is some more...

Thursday, 7 July 2022 | 12:43 PM

I was sure there was something more to come! I mean, it’s just a couple of bucks, but that’s fine! I hope I can be rewarded for my shit one day…