Monday, 1 August 2022 | 07:01 AM

To put it simply: Paint it, Black Because I drank too much red wine at yesterday’s party…… I mean, I was supposed to wake myself up just in a hour, not RIGHT NOW! What is this?!?! My arsehole could’t even wait!

Saturday, 30 July 2022 | 07:32 AM

I slept for 6 hours, so my bowels could recover. The outcome is clear, so many turds, expelled so easily, so much emphasis, so much fun, so much joy. It is still crap, but it is a very good one!

Friday, 29 July 2022 | 07:08 AM

Our time-schedule says to wake up at 7:30, but my arse-module says different: HUSTON, WE HAVE A PROB. Woke up at 06:55 just to have a significant amount of crap, which took me for… Is taking foreverrrrrr! Now I am still here sitting on the toilet, rushing black...