Tuesday, 9 August 2022 | 10:04 AM

Sudde diarrhoea moment while driving. Okay, what can I do? I had this kind of things so many times! You can hold it… Next traffic light, I bailed, got to take a secondary road and took a shit in the shade of a fig tree.

Sunday, 7 August 2022 | 04:10 PM

During the last three weeks I’ve been drinking and eating like quite too much. I mean. Waaay too much. I’ve just lost two kilos of liquid shit now