Thursday, 25 August 2022 | 09:45 AM

It is difficult to take a shit in the morning when I sleep at somebody else’s. My bowels get shy. That doesn’t mean I don’t need to shit. Here’s the scenario, crap makes route spinning inside the bends, it almost gets to the point of no return....

Wednesday, 24 August 2022 | 08:02 AM

Since I’ve been eating more than an alligator does, I am taking the hugest craps ever in my life. I mean, I wake up heavy. Heavier than an elephant. I start farting and farting and farting… step by step fart by fart, some sort of abdominal pain worsen, and...