A normal day on my friend’s group chat

G: I took a crap at the office for the first time today G: moments of panic. The turd wouldn’t flush down. L: Performance Anxiety? G: Nope G: The flush couldn’t dump it L: How did you get away with it? G: I pushed the turd down with the toilet brush G:...

Friday, 2 September 2022 | 01:11 PM

Ok, enough holding it, stop pretending you don’t need to have a shit. You do! Stop ignoring me!!! Couldn’t resist to those lovely words my bowels said