Monday, 20 February 2023 | 08:25 AM

Yesterday, I ate a lot both for lunch and for dinner. My body should have spent the night transforming it into something useful for the planet, now I am waiting for it to be expelled. But I guess I should have breakfast first…

Sunday, 19 February 2023 | 08:44 AM

My girlfriend still has stuff at her ex husband. Today I am helping her moving her stuff. I had diarrhoea. I am now shitting at her ex’s bathroom. No more words needed

Sunday, 19 February 2023 | 07:28 AM

When I am this drowsy, I find it difficult to send connections to my bowels. My brain is disconnected to my body, it just want to think about stuff, deep thoughts, dreams. Philosophical matter. But in the end, everything is just crap

Friday, 17 February 2023 | 08:40 AM

Even if I discharged before breakfast, there were just a few bits. I had a lot more coming. So now I am at my toilet, cramping. It hurts. How come we are the most advanced animal there is in the planet, and I still suffer while taking a poo, just because I ate some...