Monday, 27 February 2023 | 09:53 AM

Hate it when I have to start the day in a rush. I am not the only one hating it. My bowels does as well… they get outraged by that and they refuse to expel. Hate it!!!

Sunday, 26 February 2023 | 09:14 AM

Yesterday I kind of spent the day eating. No rest, no shit. This means only one thing. I have dinosaurs of poop piled up inside me. Ages of evolutions, centuries of debris. Frankly, I hope my toilet is ready. Brace yourselves!

Saturday, 25 February 2023 | 09:04 AM

As soon as I open my eyes, my bowels wish me good morning, in a very peculiar way. They use morse code, fart morse code. They say ‘Good Morning my lord, after this little chit chat, we really need to spend some time with you on the toilet’ After that I had...