Friday, 10 March 2023 | 08:46 AM

I was planning a little reprisal session after breakfast, but my girlfriend’s flatmate pierced in the bathroom. I immediately got out and took the bus. Arrived home in ten minutes, gotta be at the office in thirty, forty minutes. I am now sitting on my own...

Friday, 10 March 2023 | 07:40 AM

Yesterday I had lunch with pasta, Dinner with lentils. When I moved the duvet this morning I smelled the dump. Had to immediately seal the whole bed-setting and I had no intention of waking myself up. Then, after five minutes of procrastinating in bed, something...

Thursday, 9 March 2023 | 09:32 AM

I’m not particularly satisfied by the poop I’m pooping this morning. Too much time has passed since I woke up, and my mind is elsewhere already..

Wednesday, 8 March 2023 | 08:10 AM

Great! My stomach is now full, I am plenty of energy, and my day can begin. Very untrue. I’m missing a step here, doing some shit. Yesterday I took a huge burger, and two pints with climbing mates, I loved it, but my bowels hate beer, so this morning, as...