Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 07:05 AM

As it was expected, I am taking a shit at the airport. There’s no safe flight for me if I don’t take a poo before departure. Thing now is, gate closes in ten minutes, and I am still sitting here waiting for the last turd! Will I make it on...

Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 06:07 AM

This morning I woke up a little before usual, 5:30AM. I have a flight to catch! The problem is, as always, I’d need to be more awake in order for my bowels to do their job… Instead am here, idling, wasting time on my toilet. I am sure it’s due to...

The view from my toilet

I recently moved to s new house, it is the most silent home I’ve ever been, there’s no roads nearby, only open fields. Birds sing in the morning, cats stepping at the door, the nature right in front of us. Yesterday we planted some vegetable garden in our...