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Constipated morning

I’m at a friend’s place, he bought a plot of land and plans to live there. So for now, there’s no real bathroom, you shit in nature. today, it seems like it’s the festival of flies. Without dragging it out, I just had a diarrhoea attack and had to go shit in the middle ofContinue reading “Thursday, 3 October 2024 | 04:25 PM”

Constipation. Not a good thing. Quite too many constipated days this week… mmh, don’t like it.

Good old diarrhoea.. Luckily I work from home, now

Yesterday I spent the morning on the toilet, having diarrhoea. I emptied myself so much, I wouldn’t think I could have anything to shit this morning… Ohwoah! One single turd! Slipped out! Am satisfied🥹

This morning my anus is spicy

Korean dinner Dreamless night Shitload of painful shit in the morning. That fried chicken was gooooooodlicious!😋 No wait, why do I still smell it?

Uhm, perhaps shitting after lunch gives life a boost

Brave waiting, brought its fruits. You know… In the morning, on the toilet…

Well, yesterday I was constipated, so I would have imagined to take a lot of shit this morning…. It ain’t anything  like this 😡

Pizza for dinner, constipation for breakfast.

Hamburger for dinner, it made me think I would have had a lot to shit this morning… nope. Unexpectedly.. NOPE Constipation came instead

Stuck on the toilet, even before breakfast. Should definitely quit drinking beer. Even if yesterday I’ve just had two pints before dinner ☹️

My belly bloats and it hurts, but my bowels are not listening to this, they kinda prefer to take it slow… BUT I NEED TO SHIIIT FAAASTEEEER! Plz 🥺

Some more. NOW EVERYTHING IS CLEAR! Well.. clear… not much… This morning there was a lot more inside! But it was shy! THE SHY TIRD strikes again!!!

I don’t know, it’s a weird feeling, as I sat down on the toilet, some turd got out immediately, but as I keep staying here, playing Duolingo on my phone, feels like something more is in there. Weird… I’ll keep waiting for a while

A very difficult turd, needed me to push harder as ever to get out. It got out in the end

After a long and sound slumber, I wake up energetic, and happy. My bowels are lazy, and dropped just one turd

Poop time

My bowels are a little touchy, if I don’t take it slow in the morning, they go constipated, protesting. This morning every was going fine, until my girlfriend’s car had a problem while she was getting to work… I helped her immediately, brought her to her place, got back home and checked the car. CouldContinue reading “Thursday, 19 September 2024 | 08:37 AM”

Yeha, shit was ok this morning.. Easy

I am really annoyed by the fact thar my bowels is plenty of shit, but it seems like I am not able to eject it. It feels terrible. I’ll stay cross for the rest of the day

Even if yesterday’s diarrhoea squeezed everything out of me, apparently I still have something to shit this morning… And it’s not even poor…

One good thing about autumn is that it’s plenty of fallen leaves… these fallen leaves come really handy when I need to cover my diarrhoea left in the middle of the woods. Yeah, fresh diarrhoea, just some minutes before arriving at the starting spot of our trek. The downside of autumn, though, it’s the freezingContinue reading “Sunday, 15 September 2024 | 08:34 AM”

Later than sooner, here it is, the first turd of the day!

I am pretty much disappointed. I am utterly constipated. I hate it when the weekend starts like this…