Category Archives: Everyday

Too fast shit… something else must be coming in the near future….

Gotta admit, shit after chestnuts are beyond. So immediate. So soft. So nasty.. I love autumn..

A good amount of shit. So crap for the day is solved, but let’s talk about the cat we took three days ago, we already have an older cat, 1year and a half old, she’s normal, let’s say, even if we like to call her fat-cat… just for fun, you know. This new kitten isContinue reading “Sunday, 20 October 2024 | 09:38 AM”

Another day of constipation. Why WHYYY

Now. Now sone shit. Yeah. Now some shit. Ok also later… and on… This shit is taking long to deliver..

Unpredicted constipation D:

A lot. A lot!! Shit everywhere. Indian meal for dinner

Hard push for a hard shit

I believe we tend to underestimate the power of paper towel… it brings us unparalleled level of comfort. Just imagine your life without it. Just try. Well, sometimes I don’t even have to imagine.. I just feel it! DAMN Girl, why haven’t you replaced it!!?!??

First, shit in the morning. First shit in the morning

I guess the explosions haven’t finished yet… Am at a service station, and I’m already late… FUCK! My bowels just exploded! I guess I’ll be more late…

Seems impossibile to take a shit this morning I am entirely empty. Yesterday was draining…

I couldn’t even keep up the writing pace. I had countless other diarrhoea attacks, in between them I had to lay on my friend’s bed. I am freezing, my stomach never stopped hurting. I feel tremendously sick

Some more diarrhoea, this time I am at my colleague’s. Feels like every time I come here I have some sort of pain in the arse. I am feeling bad btw. It’s not a joke, it is hard to think about anything else… I came here to work on our project! Shit! Stupid bowels!

Not good not good. My stomach and my bowels both fighting against something causing ache. Probably it is that Kung Pao Chicken I had yesterday for dinner. I prepared that myself, and I didn’t think it would have ended up this way Now I am stuck on the toilet, literally dripping, and I have aContinue reading “Friday, 11 October 2024 | 08:31 AM”

Quite too much shit today…. Some diarrhoea before lunch. Nice. So appealing…

Can’t say much else, my fantasy is slower than the rhythm of my shit, this morning. I am disappearing, turns out my body was entirely made of shit

Woke up. Fart. Immediate rush to the toilet. Turd. Don’t feel so well…

Finally… sone shit I can be proud of!

Very painful shit, after days of constipation

I am fucking late and this fucking abrupt shit is just the icing on the cake. To wrap it up: As I was preparing my lunch, the gas finished. I changed the tank, but while doing it I switched off the general electric switch to not get shocked. After that I realised I needed anotherContinue reading “Tuesday, 8 October 2024 | 03:17 PM”

Just one dull turd… But I feel better, even if a lot tired… Uh, I love it when my bowels keep me awake…

Btw, nothing yet. Some movements only now, after two hours… jusr that

I guess this is what I should have expected since the beginning of my constipation, 2 days ago – which may not seem much, but even just a few hours of constipation is bad. Really bad. I woke up once every hour since I fell asleep, and every time I did I felt my tummyContinue reading “Monday, 7 October 2024 | 03:58 AM”

Costipation. Second day in a row Wtf!

Weird… I felt the beer I had yesterday threatening my belly the whole night… but now seems like nothing is going to get out…

Coursed shit… guess it was the most predictable scenario after my morning constipation and a pasta dish for lunch…