Tuesday, 27 February 2024 | 08:15 AM

Hahaha, I just sat on my white china throne to take a shit, and as soon as I drop my first bomb, my cat arrived and stole the paper. It was exhilarating, I took it back from her arms, and she escaped like she drawbacks from a battle, even shouting revenge hahahahah....

Sunday, 25 February 2024 | 06:34 PM

My bowels are pretty much irritated. I went bouldering with my mates, and I felt needed a shit since the beginning. Had to hold it for like 7 hours… Now I’m finally home and… KABOOOOOM!

Saturday, 24 February 2024 | 10:06 AM

Uhm, weekend is always difficult for the shit. If I woke up early like during the week, my bowels would be relaxed and fit enough to be performative, but off course I need more sleep, hence I end up taking a late shit, when my bowels are keen no more… Farts...