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Have you ever spent too much time sitting on the toilet, and your shit dried up around your arsehole, making it impossible to clean properly with toilet paper? Well, that happened to me today.

Constipated morning. A morning it’s required I get out rapidly. The two things don’t get along well.

Abruptly startled by a massive diarrhoea. Luckily I work from home and I could easily transfer my laptop to the loo. Perhaps that Nutella bread as a snack was a little overwhelming…

There isn’t much to say about my morning shit session, beside the fact I’ve been sitting here for way too long. My legs now hurt, and my arsehole is going to prolapse

My arsehole itches

Uhm… a little top rushy. Me don’t like it, me arsehole neither. A few turds in the hole. But I needed more time… I was attached to them! They were attached to me!

Lil shit after lunch

Hard shit this morning hurts my arsehole. You know, those turds as sharp as a knife… Not nice, not nice…. but at least they’re out! I’d give 6/10 but I feel like the amount was unfair… 5/10 is better

Uhm, took some ten minutes at the beginning, then I made it. Some shit got out. It was hard, yes it was, but it got softer push after push. Feel better now. 6/10 today

It’s hard to take hard shits. And that’s exactly what’s happening right now

Very fluid shit. Where fluid isn’t the consistency. Well, wasn’t at least… Right while I was writing the adjective, my shit turned glue

How surprising! I still have some shit to expel this morning, even if I already took some right before going to bed! Nice!

Fuck yeah! A good liberating shit before going to bed is really what I desperately needed. Been constipated the whole day, and I didn’t stop eating even if was not much hungry… This shit really gives me good mood!

Huge turd!!! Yeah! Constipation ends before expectations!

Another day of constipation. Frankly dunno what to say about it… it’s just disappointing and frustrating

Probably this is the first day of the year I had not many problems taking a shit. Perhaps the sole thing I could complain about, is the shy tird. Lol. Not me, the first turd that came, it took so long! The others came straight after. Did they kill their leader, or was it himContinue reading “Sunday, 5 January 2025 | 10:34 AM”

Ready to get out. But PERHAPS my bowels really forgave me. Here’s a turd. Not a very good one, still not disappointing. Definitely worth a 6.5/10

Apparently, my bowels are not ready to take a shit yet. Yet, I desperately need a shit, because what’s inside me is the reason of my early raising. 5:00AM more or less, and my bowels now refuses to shit. How dare you stupid bowels? Why you do this to me? Why? After everything I didContinue reading “Saturday, 4 January 2025 | 7:03 AM”

Now… I’m still sitting on the toilet. Probably been here more than 30 minutes… Fuck! It was squashy shit, and now it has dried on my arsehole… Wiping will be painful.. I am scared

Here comes the real stuff. It’s clear, this morning my body was not ready yet!

My holidays end today, and yesterday took place my second new year celebration, or at least this is what me and my friends like to call it. The 2nd of January is my best friend’s birthday, so he invites all of our friends together to eat something, cheer and play some made-up competition. It isContinue reading “Friday, 3 January 2025 | 9:13 AM”

Some shit after a McDonald’s. I normally don’t go to fast food, I hate it. But you know, they exists, and I can’t ignore that… and I can’t even ignore their taste. They are good. ONLY THE TASTE IS. They are unhealty, wrong, unsustainable, bad. Still, I also can’t ignore their laxative effect… I neededContinue reading “Thursday, 2 January 2025 | 4:30 PM”

Yet, another constipated day. By now, my 2025 has been 100% constipation

Going to sleep. btw, it hasn’t been a good day for my bowels. First days of new year are the worst. Let’s just rest, tomorrow we’ll see shit. Hopingly.

Happy new year, wishing this year to make the best shit ever. Starting today! Idk if anybody will ever make it, but my arsehole has just suggested me he is cross with me, too much to eat, too much to drink, constipated for too long. Sudden pain in my arsehole. Better to finish soon. HolidaysContinue reading “Wednesday, 1 January 2025 | 9:45 AM”

This may be the last shit of the year… yeah, sure… if only THIS shit would get out! Constipated Silvester day!

Very hard shit. Pizza, all you can meat, beer wine. Every-fucking-thing. Shit. I am frankly looking forward to the end of these holidays!

A little plof before going to a theatre show. What will the plof be about? I mean, the plot Plof twist: the shit is in the hole