Category Archives: Everyday

What the fuck happened to my belly? Was calmly having breakfast with my girlfriend, when I felt a strong urge. Lot of shit to do. So pumping, so urging. Had to rush to the bathroom- BUT NOPE My girlfriend had to enter before me, her period just arrived and she urged more than me. Ok.Continue reading “Thursday, 10 April 2025 | 7:44 AM”

Do some shit cause Am Human. Do some shit cause Am animal Do some shit coz I neeeeeed it! Been difficult today. Perhaps shall eat more fruit 5.5/10

Normal shit today. Yeah yeah, blahblah, what does normality mean? Shush, this shit is normal, just trust me.

Had another bbq with a friend yesterday, my belly now hurts, and I don’t understand why… It was just meat! Btw Some serious softy shitty

Well, this year I’ve decided to stop drinking because it makes me feel to unwell, gives too much problems to my bowels, it was wise. It still is… The problem is, now, I ate a pizza yesterday, and this morning I feel like I had three beers yesterday… I mean, what the fuck? Feels likeContinue reading “Sunday, 6 April 2025 | 9:05 AM”

Shit. Ye

Didn’t have time for a shit this morning. Now am at a BBQ and I kinda feel like it can come anytime… Yet… nothing

Fuck! I have my lunch on the cook, but I urged to the toilet. Fuck! Can’t peel off, can’t check what my lunch looks like right now. Hope it doesn’t burn..

Another one. Well… one… I don’t know if it can even named as a single entity. It is more like a countless sum of blobs. It is a pile of crap, literally. Feels better for my bowels now, yet, I’m not done…

As I take a somehow spicy shit, I’m very much obsessed with the idea of conserving, making artwork of it, and selling my pieces of shit. It’s an old idea of mine, inspired by Piero Manzoni’s Artist’s Shit, creating something desecrating, controversial, yet serious, serial, and artistic. I really want to do it, but ofContinue reading “Friday, 4 April 2025 | 6:22 AM”

I feel there’s something causing me pain within my bowels, can’t understand what is it exactly. Mh. Nothing good, surely. I made some shit but I still feel it inside. Mh. Nothing good. Nothing good.

Really, nothing specifically great in my morning’s shit. Really Not today

Dunno, maybe I just need to expect less from my bowels, can’t be always easy to take a shit

Just one One huge turd Little shy though The Shy Tird strikes again!

Even though we both ate my mother-in-law’s soup with fennel and chickpeas, my girlfriend had to breach her bowels in the night, urging it. Me? Nope. Speaking from my toilet now. Nothing happens, just so normal, dull, and hard. Who knows how these things work…

Almost broke my personal record for the longest turd. It took more than half a hour but it was certainly worth it!

Some turds. I don’t know why but I don’t like taking a shit at this time of the day, but you know, when the urge comes, gotta make it!

You know, these days shitting have been a little hard, on Monday we had to rush to my mother in law because my girlfriend’s grandma was dying, on Tuesday she left this world, yesterday there was the funeral. Now, since my mother in law is all alone now, I helped them, facilitating in as muchContinue reading “Thursday, 27 March 2025 | 8:20 AM”

Pizza for dinner, constipation for breakfast

Already took much shit today, but I had some left, apparently. Some serious matter! I’m at the clinic to donate blood, now I can do it with less worries

Perhaps this is a little fairer amount, but my stomach still hurts

My girlfriend preparing pita bread for dinner made me very happy, now though, I feel both constipated and in urge for a shit. Wtf?! my tummy hurts

Been constipated for some days now, had too much bread and too few veggies and fruits

Btw, my legs have gone numb and now I can’t get up.

I thought this shit session would have been a lot easier, it took more than half a hour, achieved just one useless turd, and my belly still hurts. 3/10 today. Bad

Very good amount of poop here! Woah! Great morning

Too much on a rush, my arsehole is not relaxed. Even though, it’s taking a huge shit. Nice!

Nooooooo shiiiiiit No shit. No No. Constipation Actually, I don’t remember the last time I ate any veggy

Today taking a shit was nice and easy. A fair 7/10.