Category Archives: Everyday

After my constipated morning, yesterday I had no shit whatsoever To be fair, the burden didn’t actually hurt at all, apart from this morning, when all the shit had piled up upon my bum. Got out at once. A little painful it was. My arsehole wasn’t ready

I already knew, but here I am. Constipated for a pizza. Actually they were three. they were small, but my favourite… Hell

Can shit be nice? Today is nice Not too smelly. Good shape Good shit Not painful Got out pretty fast Good 9/10

Unexpected burst of shit Lucy was heavy

Three turds chilling in the pool, staring at my arsehole while lying flat on the water. Gross

Back home after three days at my mother in law’s Well, Taking a shit good. Fuck how good I eat at her’s, and How bad My bowels feeel! Well. Back home Shit home

Fuck. Haaard very very shit Very hard Hard to shit. Much. I mean, i feel it, I’ve been constipated for two days, now it’s hard to hard shit

Another constipated day

A dull turd

Just a constipated morning

Second go. Best shit

Well, I went to sushi with my friends. As usual there’s that one friend who’s in charge of the orders, whom you trust. Yet you all know you shouldn’t. Well, we ended up coping with finishing the whole lot of nigiri and rolls he ordered in surplus. we couldn’t finish it actually. Fuck. My bellyContinue reading “Thursday, 24 April 2024 | 6:02 AM”

After Easter’s Holidays my bowels is kind of tangled, feeling constipation, not sleeping well. Bloating. Mh. I shall reintroduce at least some veggie and fruit

Yesterday I had some friends at home for Easter’s Monday, everything went good, smooth. Everybody prepared something, I prepared hummus. This morning, everything went smooth. Shit smooth. I’ve spent the night waking up every hour. taking sound farts and having a scarce wee my bowels bloated, making my bladder to feel full, even when wasContinue reading “Tuesday, 22 April 2025 | 6:50 AM”

Well, even the day after Easter my arsehole is still suffering

Well… every Easter lunch ends up here, on the toilet. For a soound shit!

Easter shit. Happy shit? Wrapped shit? Shit

Just took a shit. It was thick, but not too heavy

Just a lovely shat. Really, nothing to complain about. 9/10

Smoothy poop done all at once. 8/10

Q.E.D. Sunday I had pizza for dinner Yesterday I was constipated. The whole day, no urge no much worries felt down there. This morning I started feeling the Burden just as I started preparing my milk and cereals. Forgive me Lord, ’cause I have sinned Is pizza a Sin? Btw, that burden is now –Continue reading “Monday, 14 April 2025 | 8:13 AM”

Been trying to take a shit for some 12 minutes now. Very difficult. None taken. Had home-made pizza for dinner. Was good. Really good. So good my body doesn’t want to get rid of it

Well. An unexpected huge turd. You know, I just ate rice and veggies for lunch 😨

You know latency? Latency is the delay between an action and the response or result you get. Well, no latency today between my cheeks touching my toilet’s white marble and the expulsion of shit. Gud. Very good

Just passed by my mom’s to say hello, lingered a bit to work from my laptop. You know, I guess there’s nothing comparable to the toilet you grew up sitting on… Must be body memory, because I’m now taking a shit so big I can’t recall when was the last time I did something comparable