Monday, 13 January 2025 | 12:22 PM

Abruptly startled by a massive diarrhoea. Luckily I work from home and I could easily transfer my laptop to the loo. Perhaps that Nutella bread as a snack was a little overwhelming…

Monday, 13 January 2025 | 8:20 AM

There isn’t much to say about my morning shit session, beside the fact I’ve been sitting here for way too long. My legs now hurt, and my arsehole is going to prolapse :/

Sunday, 12 January 2025 | 8:24 AM

Uhm… a little top rushy. Me don’t like it, me arsehole neither. A few turds in the hole. But I needed more time… I was attached to them! They were attached to me!

Saturday, 11 January 2025 | 9:00 AM

My 8-hour sleep – very uncommon to me – almost cured my cold. Although, I woke up with my bowels hurting, dunno why, perhaps just farts? I made some farts indeed, and took a shit already, but keep sitting on the toilet, I still feel this abdominal...