This one has been the longest poop session I had in a veery long time.

Started half a hour ago, and I’m still expelling turds

Meat for dinner, bad slumber and reek shit.

Worst days

Unexpected shit at 4 40 PM

Was stressfully working at my laptop when my bowels knocked.

I answered immediately.

It was a couple of turds!

Worst than JW

Taking a shit sometimes is a real pleasure.

But only when gets out easily like this, doesn’t give me any worries, and it doesn’t hurt.

Lovely

Unstable bowels

Ok then. Back home.

Fair shit. Not enough.

Was in a rush this morning, had no time for a poop.

When early work calls, my bowels tend to get shy!

IDK, it seems like I’ve discharged everything from my arsehole haha

Finally. Concert finished. TBH a real good gig.

BUT, fuck I needed a shit!

Desperately.

At one point I even tried going to the loo, but it was so busy, my bowels got shameful

Waiting in the queue for the concert of a lifetime and my bowels decide THIS is the moment.
Proper diarrhoea. Vicious.
I legged it behind some bushes, climbed a fence, and made it. Just.
Doors open in 10 minutes. Please, IBS, behave.
Let’s see.