I don’t know if this happens only to me, but often in the morning, right after breakfast, there’s me doing the dishes in the kitchen and my partner in the bathroom doing her things.
As striking as a thunder, suddenly some shit pile inside my bowels, it’s too much, I feel I can’t cope with it, and the worst thing of all is I can’t run to the loo!
So I push it back, once, twice, as many times as I can. But after every push, it gets harder and harder, and the urge more and more intense.
Finally my girlfriend leaves, I kiss her with the sole love capable of making me resist a little more push., then I rush to the bathroom, drifting as I was in a F1 tournament, and I finally sit on my toilet.
Here I am, fully discharged.
Feeling well
Feeling at peace.
My day can now begin.
