Taking shit the day after pizza is not obvious.
Yesterday I went visiting my granddad, it was his pizza day, so we ordered pizza. After pizza I usually don’t eat anything else, but he insisted to eat some fruit he had brought to the table.
My girlfriend said ‘I don’t want any’, and he replied ‘Fruit is not something one’s want, it is something you eat for duty’.
Seems wise. He’s 92, so I’d better listen to his advices.
I ate a tangerine, and this morning my shit seems healty…
Well, thanks grandpa!
