Wednesday, 25 December 2024 | 7:10 AM

25 Dec, 2024

by theshytird

🎶…And so this is Christmas….

🎶And I’m back on the toilet….

🎶even the faintest push kicked things off.

🎶Now I must wait and suffer until everything ends.

Probably I fucked up the entire prosody, but it was the best way to wish you all a Merry Christmas, from my throne!

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