Wednesday, 24 May 2023 | 08:38 AM

24 May, 2023

by theshytird

My body is talking shit as soon as I wake up, first words are farts.

I woke up more than 100minutes ago, so now more words came, but there’s a catch in the end: a massive pile of poop down my toilet.

And the day can now begin, with no opinion from my arsemouth, hopingly 😯

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