Wednesday, 11 March 2026 | 8:18 AM

11 Mar, 2026

by theshytird

At first I was constipated.

Uh. Like yesterday…

mmh.

I felt bad.

Then some miraculous fart came from the deep inside. It widened up the gate, generating an energy so big, I expelled the whole lot of shit still idling inside me.

Whoa. What a Sci-fi movie. Nice!

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