I hate it when I suddenly need a shit right in the middle of working and I’m forced to relocate to the bathroom with my laptop. The problem isn’t so much working while taking a dump — because that’s actually brilliant — it’s the fact that when I stood up afterwards my legs were completely dead, totally switched off.
I couldn’t walk anymore.
I looked like a complete idiot, legs spread, trousers round my ankles, laptop in hand, trying to make it back to my desk without falling over.
