Thursday, 5 March 2026 | 8:59 AM

5 Mar, 2026

by theshytird

I made it! I fell back asleep! My bowels gave me a truce, but as I woke up again, I was only able to have breakfast. Nothing else.

Because I was rocketed to the bathroom, my arsehole was trembling like a poor lamb, ready to be slaughtered.

And here I am now, sitting on my toilet, extruding nuclear bombs.

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