Thursday, 5 March 2026 | 5:45 AM

5 Mar, 2026

by theshytird

When a friend who lives abroad says ‘pizza tonight?’ you can’t say but YES. It was his birthday too, you know!

I could have certainly taken different decisions though… ordering the spiciest pizza on the menu was definitely not the smartest choice I could make…

Yet, I’m awake already, yet on the toilet. My arsehole is exploding.

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