First thing in the morning

What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like? Lol. First hour? Let’s say it takes me thirty minutes to have my milk and cereal for breakfast, then I jump to the bathroom and I take as much as thirty minutes taking a shit....

Saturday, 30 March 2024 | 07:28 AM

It’s early in the morning, it’s Saturday, and I am already on the toilet crafting some shit. There’s a news though! Today’s the very first day my girlfriend joins the loo while I’m taking a poo! So lovely! You know, we’re both late,...

Friday, 29 March 2024 | 06:41 PM

I’m on a business trip, we’re building the stage for a concert, all of us has their own apartment, but only my boss’ is the closest to the venue. I’ve got his keys, and desperately need a sheet from this morning. There’s not much else to...