Just finished at the office, headed to the park to meet my girlfriend and drink some beers. Had to longcut home. Shit. Diarrhoea Now I can go to the park Peace
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Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 08:56 AM
Sometimes the morning rituals are a little more spread out… I just needed more shit to be done…
Daily Prompt
What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like? Another easy one. I wake myself up, I have breakfast with half a litre semi-skimmed milk with original corn flakes, then I go to the toilet. I take a shit for half an hour, giving it as much time andContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 07:39 AM
My slumber was very poor. It is possible it was because of my heavy dinner. Now I have a headache and my arse should be producing much more, but it’s a little run down 😦
Daily Prompt
Which aspects do you think makes a person unique? Easy one! One’s passions make unicity. Take me for instance, I love shitting. And I am a peculiar blogger just talking shit. Unique! Just stress your passions, you’ll be great!
Monday, 3 April 2023 | 07:53 AM
Just discovered I won’t have time for a long, deep, relaxed shit as I’d need. RUUUUUSH!!!
Sunday, 2 April 2023 | 11:51 AM
For the first time in a while today I woke up late, and I felt completely empty, no farts inside me. Pretty rare! I thought I was fine, but then some turds came. Now, that’s normal!
Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM
This morning I was climbing. As always I had to shit, and I went for it. There was nothing to hide it this time, as I shat on the bare rock. At the end of the day, while getting back to the car, my girlfriend asked me ‘where did you shit later today? I repliedContinue reading “Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM”
Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 10:32 AM
I am already out, I thought everything was okay, I was in time, but FUCK! Shit urge came! Always making me late! I guess my bowels love April’s Fool….
Daily Prompt
What makes you laugh? Pretty much everything. Life is so awesome, why shouldn’t anybody love it so much laughing at it every single day? Good laugh means happy life, happy life means I feel more positive, and I could do shit easily. Having an empty bowels makes it easier to laugh even more! You wouldn’tContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:54 AM
Just woke up hyperpositive! Huge turd on the go. This project of mine, this whole shit-blogging thing, is what I really believe in the most. I want a happy life, happy life means happy bowels, happy bowels means, positivity, positivity brings joy. And I want the best life ever. What would be nicer than livingContinue reading “Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:54 AM”
Friday, 31 March 2023 | 09:28 AM
Just thinking, why can’t every day be the same at taking a poo? Today meant no struggle at all. What prevents it to be always like that?
Daily Prompt
When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up? I am not sure, but if I picture it, I guess I wanted to become what I am now, a shit blogger. There are a lot of pictures of baby me sitting on the toilet, taking a poo. I wasn’t ableContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 03:47 PM
Not done here. And it smells pretty very very bad. Nothing pretty here. 😐
Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 03:23 PM
Even if I’d have preferred to do it in the morning, finally some shit came up. Actually, it’s going DOWN. Down down down the toilet. Just go, you’re free! It is deeply liberating for me as well. I freaking needed this, I spent the two hours sitting at my laptop after lunch farting a lot.Continue reading “Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 03:23 PM”
Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 10:02 AM
Despite what I’ve just told, even if you give yourself twenty minutes on the toilet, to make some poop is not obvious. Today I produced nothing Not even a fart
Daily Prompt
What’s something most people don’t understand? Taking a shit every morning is one of the most important thing we human do. Most people don’t understand that if we don’t devote ourselves to taking a poop every day – preferably at the same time – we fuck up our biology. We are animals, sure, the mostContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Wednesday, 29 March 2023 | 12:36 PM
What the hell! It was a pretty calm morning, why??? Why??? Where does this diarrhoea comes from???
Wednesday, 29 March 2023 | 08:17 AM
I believe in this thing. I basically took one of the thing I am consistent at and I am trying to make it become a fulltime job. Being a shitblogger, writing a post every time I find myself in good times for a poop, is not an easy job. I had to get used toContinue reading “Wednesday, 29 March 2023 | 08:17 AM”
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