Win or loose

Are you a leader or a follower? I am certainly a leader. I’m trustworthy and I lead without being bossy. I am the leader of my shit kingdom! I win while I loose shit. Ouch.

Wednesday, 17 May 2023 | 08:10 AM

I am in Bologna for a few days, host at my friend’s. I don’t know if it’s ‘coz this ain’t my toilet, or because I ate pizza for dinner, but ain’t no shit this morning here! Everything is still hidden inside my bowels. FUCK. I mean,...

Top fruits for a powerful shit

List your top 5 favorite fruits. 5. Figs. Just try and eat ten figs straight from the tree in mid-summer. You won’t regret it, but you’ll be light as a feather afterwards! 4. Orange. You gotta stay strong and healthy for being able to push as hard as...

Tuesday, 16 May 2023 | 07:05 AM

As it was expected, I am taking a shit at the airport. There’s no safe flight for me if I don’t take a poo before departure. Thing now is, gate closes in ten minutes, and I am still sitting here waiting for the last turd! Will I make it on...