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I was freaking waiting for this amount of shit! I just wish it came early, perhaps in the early morning, so I could have gone back to sleep… Nah, it came just now, I am at my parents for a family lunch. There ain’t nothing like the toilet I grew up on… so much memories…Continue reading “Sunday, 2 June 2024 | 02:54 PM”

Tryna having a shit in the morning. I had some spicy and delicious Korean dish for dinner, and I slept poorly. My body doesn’t work like all the other. On the weekend I just can’t recover my sleep, it is the moment when I damage it. And my bowels too!

When I was approaching the bed last night, I noticed I didn’t have any shit at all for two days. I felt my bowels bloating, and I wasn’t feeling well. I thought I would have slept poorly, but instead I slept for quite a while. Well, sure enough, after this restoring slumber I am nowContinue reading “Saturday, 1 June 2024 | 09:30 AM”

Fuck, I’ve been sitting on the toilet for a long time now, but I ain’t been able to take any shit I am frankly disappointed

Sitting on my uncle and auntie’s toilet. No shit happens. Litterally

Every day I take a shit in the morning, or at least I try. I sit and push, hoping everything goes well. Nah, it doesn’t. While doing so,I do two main things, followed by aimlessly scrolling Instagram’s homepage, I write my shit review on my shitty blog, this very one, and I learn german onContinue reading “Wednesday, 29 May 2024 | 05:54 AM”

Lol. Me trying to poop this morning. It’s just IMPOSSIBILE, Yesterday I shat even the unshittable Ain’t nothing left here

I certainly don’t feel good. Yesterday was the very first wedding of probably many of my close friends. As it was doomed to happen, I drank like I didn’t give a damn of what the next day may have brought. Yeah, that day has just began. This is the first shit of many, throughout theContinue reading “Monday, 27 May 2024 | 6:43 AM”

Why didn’t I stop drinking beer? That’s what I ask myself on a Sunday morning, 4-hour slumber, constipated on the toilet. Fuck.

Gotta leave home early this morning.. Have no time for a shit. Wish me well!

Finally came the real stuff. Juicy long turds plenty of smell. Yeah! Now I’m gonna die asphyxiated!

Woke up at 5:00AM, something was happening in my bowels. I sat on the toilet only now though, and there ain’t much to shit. To he fair I am pretty disappointed…

A lot of shit to be made, yet no shit in the making. Can’t tell why, but this morning I am constipated

I couldn’t keep waiting aimlessly sitting on my toilet, so I had a shower and starting working at my laptop. One hour later, Had to bail. My toilet is calling again. A huge amount of shit, deployed!

I woke up with some cramps, now I’m sitting on the toilet and they’re gone… Weird… Let’s wait a few minutes here after this lonely turd and let’s see

I am not sleeping well these days, my mind is in a rush, plenty of new ideas and stimuli. I woke up at 5:00 AM and my mind started grinding. In almost two hours I used a lot od energy, so my bowels decided it was also time to take a shit. Here I am,Continue reading “Friday, 17 May 2024 | 06:36 AM”

Even if I already know – Scientifically – it is always great to observe it again and again: When I drink more than a pint of beer, my next shit is messy and reeky. Uh, I also had a hamburger for dinner… might’ve push that a little further…

The week begins perfectly when you spend your Sunday at home with your partner, go to sleep early, sleeping enough, waking up being relaxed, and plenty of energy. All of this is not enough, of you don’t take a shit! And I just did it! A loooong turd, expelled in 2,4 seconds. THE WEEK STARTSContinue reading “Monday, 13 May 2024 | 08:24 AM”

Probably I took too much shit yesterday… This morning there’s not much left 😦