Saturday, 26 May 2024 | 06:34 AM

Why didn’t I stop drinking beer? That’s what I ask myself on a Sunday morning, 4-hour slumber, constipated on the toilet. Fuck.

Thursday, 23 May 2024 | 06:22 AM

Woke up at 5:00AM, something was happening in my bowels. I sat on the toilet only now though, and there ain’t much to shit. To he fair I am pretty disappointed…