Thursday, 27 June 2024 | 12:20 AM

Just finished tidying up after a dinner party with friends. My gf is on a trip to China and she’ll be back only on the weekend. Btw, my alarm is set in five hours, and I gotta get to sleep… BUT I needed just one last thing here… A little...

Wednesday, 26 June 2024 | 07:48 AM

What can I say? Sometimes beer really makes things better. I had one bottle of beer, just one, for dinner, this morning I was able to make some shit, easily, as simple as it should be. And it was. Nice. Thing is now, the farts imma need to hide during the...

Monday, 24 June 2024 | 08:05 AM

It happened so fast. I didn’t even have the time for sitting on the toilet that my arsehole was spread already, extruding turds. Nice morning. I feel it!