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Daily Prompt

What’s the most fun way to exercise? Lol. My favourite exercise is what I do when I feel I gotta take a shit but my bowels are still too drowsy. I sit firmly on the toilet, I crouch, and then I start pushing out and pulling up my arsehole at regular intervals, I do series,Continue reading “Daily Prompt”

Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 12:53 PM

All Right, shit eventually came, but it’s a little painful and a lot like loose…. I adore my bowels… they’re so surprising…….. The abundance of ellipsis means there’s something more I am trying to communicate, but it’s hard to translate into words..

Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM

Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self. I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY. I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk! It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. MyContinue reading “Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM”

Daily Prompt

What job would you do for free? Eheheheheh! THIS VERY JOOOOB! Writing about every single shit I make is time consuming, simply because I spend a real lot of time pooping. Does anybody pay to do so? NNNOOPE! Do I wish to get some revenue from such a silly thing? YEEEEP Shall I? NOOPE WillContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 08:42 AM

I think there’s much more to be sprouted here, but right now I have no time to waist on the toilet, gotta go climbing with friends on vacation I don’t see every weekend! Friends are more important than shit! But we will see… my bowels love shitting outdoor….

Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM

It frankly seems like my IBS is getting worse. Shall I read back all of my posts to unveil the evolution of my shit sessions? 😅perhaps 2k+ posts in three years it’s a little top much. I guess I’ll just die on the toilet, and let the doctors examine it. Btw, I really feel bad,Continue reading “Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM”

Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 08:57 AM

This morning I would have really fancied using a Squatty Potty, you know, just to try it… I guess I’m going to buy that 🤔 Because, Yes, surely it could have helped a little more push today. But I don’t know if it’s worth the cost…

Daily Prompt

How have you adapted to the changes brought on by the Covid-19 pandemic? Well, unfortunately pooping outdoor was not an option anymore, even if it gives you such a freedom! During lockdown, I had to spend very day on the very same toilet, days passed by, one equal to the other, the only variation IContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Daily Prompt

What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like? Another easy one. I wake myself up, I have breakfast with half a litre semi-skimmed milk with original corn flakes, then I go to the toilet. I take a shit for half an hour, giving it as much time andContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM

This morning I was climbing. As always I had to shit, and I went for it. There was nothing to hide it this time, as I shat on the bare rock. At the end of the day, while getting back to the car, my girlfriend asked me ‘where did you shit later today? I repliedContinue reading “Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM”

Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:54 AM

Just woke up hyperpositive! Huge turd on the go. This project of mine, this whole shit-blogging thing, is what I really believe in the most. I want a happy life, happy life means happy bowels, happy bowels means, positivity, positivity brings joy. And I want the best life ever. What would be nicer than livingContinue reading “Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:54 AM”

Daily Prompt

When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up? I am not sure, but if I picture it, I guess I wanted to become what I am now, a shit blogger. There are a lot of pictures of baby me sitting on the toilet, taking a poo. I wasn’t ableContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 03:23 PM

Even if I’d have preferred to do it in the morning, finally some shit came up. Actually, it’s going DOWN. Down down down the toilet. Just go, you’re free! It is deeply liberating for me as well. I freaking needed this, I spent the two hours sitting at my laptop after lunch farting a lot.Continue reading “Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 03:23 PM”