Just eaten kilos of fresh meat. It took so much space inside me, I now have to compensate a bit… a little shit session before going to sleep will help!
Tag Archives: routine
Thursday, 22 June 2023 | 08:22 AM
I don’t have to worry about some days of constipation, even if I spent the weekend not taking a shit at all, after a few days I discharge till the last drop. Yeah, drop!
Wednesday, 21 June 2023 | 08:39 AM
I am now wondering why, If I feel like there’s a ton of shit inside me, I end up expelling just a few grams It’s disappointing!
I love my skills
What’s your favorite thing about yourself? Consistency. Both senses I shit a lot, every day,
Tuesday, 20 June 2023 | 08:49 AM
My weekend constipation is finally over! Cheers! Let’s drop some shit!
Monday, 19 June 2023 | 08:51 AM
Still not a turd
The oldest thing
What’s the oldest thing you own that you still use daily? My toilet
Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:01 PM
I couldn’t report it LIVE, but I had diarrhoea outdoor. Bye
Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 09:46 AM
Again, on the toilet again. I’m too old to drink on Friday nights
Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:12 AM
It’s so hot already, and the dawn wakes me up sooner than I would like, especially on a Saturday! I’m on the toilet, as always, this morning’s shit came so urgently, I didn’t even have time for breakfast! Today’s daily prompt was about describing one of my favourite moments, and I couldn’t help but describingContinue reading “Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:12 AM”
The moment I’m experiencing while writing
Describe one of your favorite moments. Yesterday I got out having dinner with friends, then we took something to drink at my favourite plaza. Plain and simple, I wasn’t used to it anymore, I am overwhelmed by work. I took hummus for dinner, accompanied with beer, followed by a Moscow Mule. At five in theContinue reading “The moment I’m experiencing while writing”
A lunch to be remembered
What notable things happened today? Ever since we fell in love, my girlfriend told me all about her delightful BBQ ribs. How everybody who ever tasted loved ’em. Finally she prepared it. Today was the day, at lunch. She bought some ice-cold beer to serve it with, and she set the table. Lunch was utterlyContinue reading “A lunch to be remembered”
Friday, 16 June 2023 | 02:50 PM
I didn’t have the time to finish lunch, I had to rush to the bathroom. Those delicious BBQ ribs almost killed me!
Friday, 16 June 2023 | 08:55 AM
A good amount of poo in the morning is always a good omen for the day.
Wednesday, 14 June 2023 | 12:43 PM
Late morning shit? Or perhaps an early afternoon shit? I don’t know, but I can enjoy lunch now!
Wednesday, 14 June 2023 | 09:11 AM
Gotta admit I thought I would have taken a shit easily this morning! Instead, I’m just idling here on the toilet waiting for a sign! Oh wait…..
Tuesday, 13 June 2023 | 08:59 AM
I had literally just closed the front-door behind me, when a vigorous fart remind me I had a turd to leave home.
The Luxury I can’t go withouth
What’s the one luxury you can’t live without? The toilet
Monday, 12 June 2023 | 10:51 PM
My arsehole is not used to this kind of stretch at this time of the day… C’mon, resist! Just a little push!
Monday, 12 June 2023 | 01:31 AM
Gotta admit I don’t feel so good today, it feels like I should shit an elephant, but I only see mosquitoes. I feel heavy
Monday, 12 June 2023 | 08:41 AM
Ever since we took a cat, we put her litter next to our toilet. I can’t understand who does this decision benefit more… She shits every time we take one, hers smells bad and distracts me from mine. At the same time, she doesn’t make it anywhere else… Dunno, this matter gives me constipation…
My tagline would be…
If humans had taglines, what would yours be? A new post every new shit.
Sunday, 11 June 2023 | 02:53 PM
After some sunbathing, I can now rest at home take a break shit. Actually I am still a lot constipated, so I have to be patient. I feel it inside. I feel it coming!
Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM
Here’s the most recent story with my bowels as protagonist. The day before yesterday, I had a dinner with friends, some prepared a space cake, of which I ate three pieces. The last time I ate three pieces as well, and I felt almost nothing, this time I felt the most stoned I’ve ever felt.Continue reading “Friday, 9 June 2023 | 08:12 AM”
Thursday, 8 June 2023 | 11:19 AM
No shit this morning. Worrying
Wednesday, 7 June 2023 | 04:25 PM
I’m not sure what triggered it, but I hustled to the bathroom for a brisk loose diarrhoea. Fuuuuck! Luckily I was home!! 😰 I mean, it’s not even that painful, but it smeeells a looooot!
Wednesday, 7 June 2023 | 08:10 AM
At the beginning I was skeptical about Squatty Potty. At present I can’t go without it. Even if I was in urge for a shit, I just sat down squatting on my favourite tool. A seamless turd. Perfection. I just love it.
Tuesday, 6 June 2023 | 08:21 AM
Some days it’s just harder than expected. Both the action and the product.
Monday, 5 June 2023 | 08:13 AM
GM from the toilet. From today on, Imma take a shit next to my cat’s litter. I’ve never had a pet before, and I am overexcited, she’s just a kitten and she’s already way to active. Why am I telling all about my cat here? On my shit blog? Isn’t there any shit-related story? YesContinue reading “Monday, 5 June 2023 | 08:13 AM”
Sunday, 4 June 2023 | 09:21 AM
Just a few days out camping, and my arsehole almost forgot how to take a shit on a proper toilet 😅 …just a little push….
the Shy Tird 