Tag Archives: routine

Monday, 3 July 2023 | 04:10 PM

Fucking bad. BAD! I’m just having another diarrhoea attack in the middle of a webconference. I had to rush to the bathroom muting and deactivating my webcam. Worst thing is, my boss was right next to me. … I am not sure I have the courage to go back to the conference room…

Monday, 3 July 2023 | 01:11 PM

Healed? Was I? As a matter of fact I am taking gross shit at the office. At the office’s toilet! Still, I guess the noise I am producing feel like being inside the office, for the rest of the colleagues… I feel a little uncomfortable…perhaps I should have stayed home today… Oh, by the way,Continue reading “Monday, 3 July 2023 | 01:11 PM”

Sunday, 02 July 2023 | 03:00 PM

Yesterday was fucking bad, I was a wreck, diarrhoea all around and feeling weak all day long, not to mention vomiting… I lost two kilos… but today I feel great! And grateful it all passed! Or at least I thought so… I just had diarrhoea again, still liquid shit. FUCK.

Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 09:50 AM

Let’s just assume I slept a little after my diarrhoea. Yeah, diarrhoea. Yeah-diarrhoea. nice I feel like a zombie, like an inside-out sock. I feel bad. And I am again sitting on the toilet, pissing from my arsehole all over again. I feel in some Dante’s Inferno’s Circle.

Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 03:29 AM

Woke up in the middle of the night by bad diarrhoea. But wait we’re not there (yet). The last few days I ate like no tomorrow at my girlfriend’s family. We all have been there. I almost kept every night awake. You know, indigestion… Yesterday we got back home, went to the gym and ateContinue reading “Saturday, 1 July 2023 | 03:29 AM”

Something everybody shall do every day

Are there things you try to practice daily to live a more sustainable lifestyle? Sit on the toilet for at least twenty minutes consistently, stretch out my arsehole, raise my legs on the Squatty Potry, rest. Do the body do the rest. This is the key for a sustainable and Healty life

Thursday, 29 June 2023 | 01:52 AM

I am at my girlfriends’ family, I feel very much welcome and everything. There’s just one little big problem. I ate dinner complimenting my mother-in-law, I ate some sweet and sour fish, and some became much, and much became FUCK I CAN’T SLEEP! And I am fucking sweating, it’s so hot in here, and soContinue reading “Thursday, 29 June 2023 | 01:52 AM”

Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 07:42 AM

Here I am, sitting on my toilet at quarter past early on a Saturday morning. After probably a month I went out with my friends on a Friday night, I didn’t drink much, only some beers and a drink. Nevertheless, I woke up during the night with a bad ache inside my belly. Luckily IContinue reading “Saturday, 24 June 2023 | 07:42 AM”

Best reference ever

Who is your favorite historical figure? My fav is Piero Manzoni who’s the author of Artist’s shit a piece consisting of 90 tin cans, each reportedly filled with 30 grams (1.1 oz) of faeces, and measuring 4.8 by 6.5 centimetres (1.9 in × 2.6 in), with a label in Italian, English, French, and German stating:Continue reading “Best reference ever”