Sunday, 1 October 08:30 AM

Tonight I spent hours awake, with farts giving my slumber a rythm. I had curry pakoras for dinner, and I already knew what would have happened, but I couldn’t imagine I would have ended up staying awake such a long time just for free myself! The thing was, my bowels hurt! Only after I tookContinue reading “Sunday, 1 October 08:30 AM”

Saturday, 30 September 2023 | 08:49 AM

Ever since I started my journey as a shit blogger, I never thought about where to get. The only thing that mattered was consistency. Indeed, what else is vital in shit anatomy? So I kept taking a shit and reporting it. Now it’s been almost four years, and I still feel determined about it. IContinue reading “Saturday, 30 September 2023 | 08:49 AM”

Thursday, 28 September 2023 | 08:50 AM

Even if I promote sitting for half a hour every day to take a shit in relax, giving as much time and calm your bowels need, sometime I think it’s a little much, not because of the time, I can always do something else in the meanwhile, but because of the fact I am anus-spreadContinue reading “Thursday, 28 September 2023 | 08:50 AM”

Tuesday, 19 September 2023 | 03:20 PM

Oh nice! I had lunch with my friend in Milan at a Chinese-Latino restaurant. He was the one choosing it. Just a hour for a quick life-recap, then he had to go back to work. He gently lent me his house’s keys and I went to his place. First things first, I had to feelContinue reading “Tuesday, 19 September 2023 | 03:20 PM”

Saturday, 16 September 2023 | 02:56 PM

These last few days I’ve been feeling very burdened. I feel plenty of shit inside me. I keep expelling just a few turds every morning, yet I still feel there’s one more. One by one, the unexploited pieces of shit are piling up inside me. In the end, I think I will just explode…

Thursday, 14 September 2023 | 08:03 AM

I’m having a little trouble taking a shit this morning. The thing is yesterday I ate too late for dinner, and this morning my bowels are not ready yet. They’re intermitting turds.

Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 08:35 AM

Weird dream tonight. I took a lot of shit at a party, but there were no toilet. Instead I was carrying all of my turds on my backpack. The last thing I remember, I was emptying them all counting them. There were kinda like 30 pieces. Perhaps cleaning my cat’s litter could be a littleContinue reading “Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 08:35 AM”