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Ok, KFC at lunch made my bowels forget about constipation. Now’s the utter opposite

Another constipated day. It’s getting duller und duller

Business lunch. Then home. Just shit

With some patience and consistency, I made it. Shit DEPLOYED.

Constipation

Another constipated day. Even if it sounds dull, doesn’t stop being FRUSTRATING

Another liquid shit came unexpected

Turds reached my anus, eventually. I don’t understand just one fact, was everything liquid already? Or did it melt once reached the hole?

It’s been weeks now. Not working as it’s supposed to. My bowels’ costipated

Aaand another shiiit! Totally liquid now

A third shit. This one was almost liquid. I feel a little better though

Shit reprisal. Still spicy, but the smell and color is more wooden-like

First go. After two days of constipation… Spicy

Uhm. Constipation the morning after eating pizza is my life conviction. And my bowels bloat

Just arrived at my friend’s house by the beach. Am supposed to be glad and compliment him and the house…. But, you know, I have a little problem… DIARRHOEA! Sorry mate, my bowels have their own ways to cheer

Pretty obvious ain’t it? Days of diarrhoea, weakness and illness, today nothing to expel!

Yet, no improvements. Just diarrhoea all along

Morning, yet the same loose shit I’ve been having yesterday and the whole night. Feel terrible Keep burping yesterday’s lunch

Back home. Just liquid shit. Can’t move. Feeling weak, feeling harsh

Ah, the joys of a weekend with the mother-in-law — all those rich, greasy delights lovingly shoved down my throat like I hadn’t eaten in weeks. My gut, however, was less enthused. Three hours into the drive home, it gave up. Spectacularly. So here I am, squatting in a field somewhere off the A-road, trousersContinue reading “Pastoral Relief”

I was actually waiting for this shit. Before just farts and a few pebbles, but right now, an endless stream of diarrhoea

Mh, my farty bum taking shit.

Finally some shit actually worth calling SHIT! My bowels feel now empty

Took a shit. ABNORMAL DAAAAYYY I made a shit today even if I ate pizza yesterday. It’s amazing. First non-constipated day after eating pizza in a veeeey long time! I’ve started working out 2/3 a week, would that be influent? Think so. Oh well. Fitness is important guys! For your bowels! and your general health!

Fair amount of poop. No complains 7/10

Wasn’t expecting this morning diarrhoea. My ear pain worsened, my slumber got poorer. Sure, my shit couldn’t just be good… I understand that. Hate it, but it’s comprehensible…

Another. Another shit. Another bad shit. Another bad shit hits. Another bad shit hits me.

Slept poorly. A little because of worries. A little because of this pressure I feel in my left ear. Feels like it’s going to explode at any moment. I think there’s some water trapped inside. This shit is getting me crazy! A little because of the heat. I guess summer is coming. A little becauseContinue reading “Wednesday, 28 May 2025 | 6:20 AM”

My arsehole had an immediate reaction at touching the toilet: turd I guess sport has a role in this. These last couple of weeks I started back working out, core especially. I think that’s good for my bowels. Indeed