A light shit, still making me light, less heavy. Heavy shit is relative. This amount for an elephant is ridiculous, this much from a turtle, would be definitely too much. For me, I’m satisfied. Long enough to give me autonomy for the rest of the day
Tag Archives: routine
Being a good leader
What makes a good leader? Surely enough, if you take bigger shit than others, then showing it to your people, you’re going to inspire them. Hence, making you their leader. This is certain.
Thursday, 18 January 2024 | 08:41 AM
This morning shit has an evil soul. I feel it burning and bubbling inside me. I know everybody knows the feeling! Luckily I’m pushing it back to hell! GO AWAY EVIL!!
Wednesday, 17 January 2024 | 08:55 AM
Shir is the first thing in the morning, then I could start the day. Great. Uh! Gotta wipe as well, second thing in the morning… as much important as the first one
Tuesday, 16 January 2024 | 03:45 PM
Another lil shit in the afternoon
Tuesday, 16 January 2024 | 08:20 AM
Shit is not always easy. Something is crap. Today acid crap
Monday, 15 January 2024 | 07:50 AM
I had curry for dinner. Meaning, this morning I needed to get into bathroom ASAP! Of course my girlfriend was inside instead! I was panicking, jumping from one room to another to distract my body from the pain I was feeling. Pushing my turds up for as long as possible… As soon as she gotContinue reading “Monday, 15 January 2024 | 07:50 AM”
Sunday, 14 January 2024 | 09:57 AM
Hole in one (second)! A little push and I discharged all of my crap in the toilet, in just one sec!
Saturday, 13 January 2024 | 11:01 AM
Late awakening, late breakfast, late shit. Almost all mature! Ready to start the weekend!
Friday, 12 January 2024 | 08:28 AM
A clustered turd. I wonder how many balls of shit took to do such a shit
Thursday, 11 January 2024 | 05:29 AM
Early shit. Should I have a prize for that? Oh great! Insomnia, right!
Wednesday, 10 January 2024 | 08:23 AM
Pizza deprived me from sleep, now this problematic meal is trough, gotta expel it. GO AWAAAAY! It leaves with a bad aftermath…
Tuesday, 9 January 2024 | 08:22 AM
Moody shit. Clumped and curved
Monday, 8 January 2024 | 08:07 AM
Snap! This turd is larger than what my anus could stretch this morning! I must exercise more!
The secret of a long life
What are your thoughts on the concept of living a very long life? Give as much time as possible to your bowels. Take your time, take your shit, rest in peace
Sunday, 7 January 2024 | 10:21 AM
It’s a hard hard turd, followed by a hard hard life
Saturday, 6 January 2024 | 11:27 AM
Diarrhoea.
Saturday, 6 January 2024 | 07:43 AM
Satisfying shit. How so? It was probably the most healthy shit in months. Fair amount, not hard neither soft enough to splash, well, you know, what anybody would say ‘NICE SHIT!’
My billboard
If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say? ‘Take a shit with me’
Friday, 5 January 2024 | 10:27 AM
Hard shit. Now I’m just waiting until I go back to work, so my routine resets. This inconsistent crap is shit! Well, yeah
Thursday, 4 January 2024 | 10:03 AM
I desperately needed a shit. My night was dark and full of terror
Wednesday, 3 January 2024 | 03:10 PM
Unruled shit
Tuesday, 2 January 2024 | 08:38 AM
Poor amount of crap in the morning
Monday, 1 January 2024 | 01:29 PM
The new year actually starts late, as always. And it begins with the same wish, as always. Do more shit. Tossing it, while taking a huge shit, as always. Happy new year! Shits!
Sunday, 31 December 2023 | 08:53 AM
Sylvester. nice. Imma make a cake. Lol. Joking Just shit
Saturday, 30 December 2023 | 08:12 AM
Not so solid shit
Friday, 29 December 2023 | 07:27 AM
There should be more to add, but I have no active brain right now. There’s only one part of my body which is awake right now, and that is my bowels. Extruding turds
Thursday, 28 December 2023 | 07:17 AM
Speedy turd.
Wednesday, 27 December 2023 | 07:49 AM
Here we are, the first day after festive feasts. Christmas time always bring joy and happiness, but also diarrhoea and abdominal pain. Especially because yesterday I had two pints of bear and an hamburger with beans. My bowels are compromised
Tuesday, 26 December 2023 | 17:25 PM
My boss called me in the office today. And yeah, it’s still holiday. I am at the office right now, but he didn’t come. I have diarrhoea now, and I just made it here. Ha. I WON’T FLUSH HAHAHAHAHAH. No blah, I’ll do
the Shy Tird 