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Smooth turds for a Sunday morning

Saturday morning shit is always an unexpected variable, it surely depends on what I did the night before, but even if I just was a good boy, it could happen to have some kind of diarrhoea. This morning, I’m happy because everything is calm, one huge single turd, not too hard, not too soft. PrettyContinue reading “Saturday, 10 February 2024 | 09:06 AM”

I pushed hard hard today. It kinda reminded me of that 20-year-old GIF I used to have in one of my first color-screen-phones where a toon guy pushed as hard as possible to take a shit, so hard his head swallowed and reddened, so hard his head eventually exploded, he finishes kneel on the floor,Continue reading “Friday, 9 February 2024 | 08:27 AM”

Basically, this morning I woke up too early, and my bowels were still too drowsy. Since I arrived early, nobody is here yet, so I can shit in peace 😎

Having a shit is a lot difficult this morning. One single turd was hidden inside me and I had to push as hard as I could to get it out. Package delivered, eventually…

Eventually I had no shit at the office, I juat farted a lot. I’m sure they’re going to notice it eventually….but I made it through the day, until I went to the office and I keep farted. This time probably my climbing mate noticed the reek surrounding me… Btw, now I’m home, taking a shit,Continue reading “Wednesday, 7 February 2024 | 09:11PM”

Taking a little shit. Too little for yesterday’s beer night… Hope it won’t happen at the office….

Devilish lashes our of my arses. Actually it is just one, but feels like taking more shit from more than one arsehole. Idk, perhaps it’s just me being weird

At my parents’ for Sunday lunch. Actually, at my parent’s toilet, for my bonus shit, BEFORE Sunday lunch. Great. Always comfortable to shit on the toilet you grew up

This morning, taking a shit is hard as shit Perhaps it’s a little too early…

Good old same shit every morning. This morning though, it’s harder than usual, and my bowels fartier than usual. Pop pop

Yesterday I had pizza. This morning I made not enough shit. I’ll keep farting all the morning. FUCK! Vegetables are FUCKING important!!!!

Yesterday I had no shit, so I lost my 43-day streak 😦 I’m sad, let’s get back to work. Shit in the morning. check!

In Milan for the weekend. As always, during my trips, my bowels set on a different time zone, what kind of time is this to leave a turd behind?

What if not some shit before going to bed?

Yesterday, I’ve spent my day taking shits, at the office, at home. I also took a lot of farts, at the office, at home, in my bed. I am now awake, and my bowels hurt a lot. Am constipated, but at the same time I feel my bowels bloating, full of crap. I am inContinue reading “Thursday, 25 January 2024 | 02:21 AM”

Still feeling bad ever since I ate lunch yesterday, hoping this soft smoothy turd gives my day a soft touch

Very poor shit, since yesterday I spent my day with hangover and I took a loooots of shit