Monday, 15 May 2023 | 08:31 AM

Yesterday I had dinner at 10:30 PM, it was really too late for that fish specialty my girlfriend’s great auntie prepared for us, too late for such a heavy meal. In fact, I had nightmares the whole night, and now I am deploying what’s left of those shitty...

Sunday, 14 May 2023 | 09:12 AM

I was calmly taking my morning shit, when my girlfriend shouted I NEEED IT NOW! She’s lactose intollerant…. Such a shitty great family, we are!

Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM

I am in the middle of lunch with my girlfriend and my parents. It is the first time they meet. I shall be there, supporting my girlfriend, she is a little nervous of this precious moment, how can I blame her? Instead, I had to rush to the bathroom, why on earth...

Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 09:30 AM

First time on a new toilet! I am moving in a new house, everything is yet to be adjusted, get tidier, cleaned, but an official move begins with the first official shit session on the new toilet. And yeah, I am proud to announce I am taking a shit now, right from my...

Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM

Eventually I managed to exit from the bathroom, I had breakfast, yes, and pretty suddenly I just had to enter back in. Again, I am writing from my toilet. I don’t even understand what I ate exactly to get this kind of perturbation… dunno, luckily I am...