My nickname’s story

What’s the story behind your nickname? I was taking a shit, but I was a little constipated, eventually a little turd came out. It was THE SHY TIRD!

Thursday, 27 July 2023 | 10:17 AM

I love it when I sleep richly, and I am plenty pf energy. This way I can spend optimised time on the toilet. Two pops, and I am ready to go!

Keep Healty!

What strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being? It’s very easy! EASY! Take a shit every day! I know there are a few days you’ll be constipated, some days when you have no time to sit and shit. But it’s easier than you think! Just...

Wednesday, 26 July 2023 | 07:48 AM

Eyes opened in slits, I eat my morning milk and cereal, while my bowels hurt. I go to the bathroom, I almost fall asleep on the toilet, but some shit, I deploy.