Wednesday, 16 August 2023 | 04:13 PM

Haemorrhoids are painful. For the first time in my life I experience this plague, and yeah, they are bad. Now I am taking some shit, some hard one, and I have to say, my arsehole doesn’t stretch as usual. Fffuuuck!

Wednesday, 16 August 2023 | 08:59 AM

Great! I feel shit coming, but even if I am sit leg-spread on the toilet…. I CAN’T! For the first time in my life, I have haemorrhoids 🙁

Tuesday, 15 August 2023 | 08:55 AM

First things first, some huge turds. Got it. This is my third day camping, third day on holiday, third day of fun, third day of tirds, coming from acohol. Just got another one out! Ain’t feel nice… In just ten minutes I squeezed myself out, and the toilet...

Sunday, 13 August 2023 | 09:10 AM

I’ve been sitting on the toilet for more than thirty minutes now, I think I deployed everything I needed. I am pretty satisfied. Today I am leaving for a trip of one week, the sole holiday I could spare this year, hence I want to be free – at least the...