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Hate it when I’m on a rush in the morning. It gives me worries, and this compromises my shit-session quality… This morning I have to bring my gf to her job, so I must detach my regal arsehole from my throne… I should… But, you know, I still feel a little shit inside me… JustContinue reading “Tuesday, 3 December 2024 | 7:30 AM”

Average shit day. Nice beginning of the week tho

Staying at my mother in law means eating too much, too much. Not a single veggy, only meat and fish and pasta and… too much. The prob is I am not shitting as one would expect… feel a little constipated. Sure, I’m expelling some turds, yet… not much. At least not enough!

My morning constipation was high-priced… me and my girlfriend just spent 3 hours on a road trip to her parents’. The first hour was conditioned by my lethal farts. Luckily the first thing I did as soon as we arrived was shit. It is shit. It is dry and hard shit. Resentful shit

Constipated day

I love taking shits in the morning, gives me mood for the rest of the day. Today it was a little uneasy, that hamburger I had for dinner was a little heavy, I guess… Still fine, at least my toilet is happy 🙂

I already had my morning poop, but in the silence of the morning, I keep hearing funny noises coming from my bowels. What is it? Is that shit? Must be shit! Can’t be but shit! So why don’t you get out already!?

If I made art out of my shit, today I’d represent it as a minimal painting: a circle and a straight line. My actual plan is to sell out my shit in jar, but it’s way too expensive! But who knows what the future mag bring…

Fair amount of shit. 5/10. Useful but dull. Way too dull

My arse is about to boom, no boom yet though. I mean, I feel that crazy shit coming, I feel it in the final part of my bowels, but it hasn’t come yet

A single pebble from my arsehole

Feels like an empty shit today. Don’t get me wrong. The toilet is not empty, but my poop’s soul feels like it is. Dunno. Just a feeling…

Woah! This morning I’m having a very satisfying shit. Really nice! It’s so cruel though, I forgot toilet paper and I had to stand and walk to grab it. You all know this feeling, right? Walking clumsily open legged preventing cheeks to touch each other, then sitting back feeling high comfort. Shit reprisal is oneContinue reading “Thursday, 21 November 2024 | 07:29 AM”

Hard to shit. Though shit ain’t hard. Smooth but too poor. Wanna be rich! Selling shit. Hard to get rich. Hard shit Hard life

Uhm, some funny shit. The one you feel all the evening long but you can’t make it. Let’s break it. Try it. Got out. But it’s dry and brutal

Seems like I have nothing to expel this morning…I guess yesterday I had too much shit

Just had this massive pile of poop. Woah. That was big. 8.5 out of 10

Mild shit. A 6,5 out of 10. Sufficiently soft, fair amount, a little constipation in the beginning

Not the best shit ever. What’s wrong? Nothing, it’s just a feeling. Probably too late, too hard, too…IDK, dull Sunday shit

Idk, is my arse fooling me around? I’ve has so many bad farts yesterday! Even during dinner I kept farting and they were worst and worst. I was expecting a ridiculous amount of poop this morning, but instead, just a couple of action figures. Sort of disappointing, but I feel like I should write someContinue reading “Saturday, 16 November 2024 | 7:46 AM”

Napalm

Back home. Shit done

Got an early meeting this morning, so I am on a rush, I also woke up earlier than usual to cope with time.. All of these things together gives me stress, hence constipation. Yeah, do you know what I also am in need of the most? TAKING A SHIT. Fuck. My day is ruined! DramaContinue reading “Thursday, 14 November 2024 | 7:19 AM”

Had a late lunch, got back home asap, have another appointment in 20mins, gotta have a rapid shit. Fuck! It’s an EXPLOSIVE shit!!!

Not a proper explosion, but some farts interrupted by disgusting shape-shifters. Yeha, not an easy morning for my arsehole…