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Well well, guess who’s awake!? My bowels are plenty of energy! Already discharged a toiletful of shiiiiiit! Hamburgers for dinner have their perks, I guess…

A classic. No shit in the morning, much shit at 10:30

Frankly too early to leave. Too early to wake up (5:40AM) Too early to do some shit. Too early. Too constipated See you later, perhaps!

Got to stay more than half an hour on the toilet, this morning. My arsehole is totally deprived of life, my bowels is totally empty. My day can now begin. OH WAIT! Uh, nope. Just a fart!

Uh! Woah, another shit session. How come? Way too much today! 🥹

At first just dull shit. It was starting to become less sturdy and more inconsistent, when my gf begged me to just leave, she urged! Shit! Right at the apex! I got out, then let her finish and leave. Now I’m back, and I’ve got to take some more shit. It’s shapeless and it’s smellContinue reading “Monday, 10 March 2025 | 7:31 AM”

Some more exploding poop. Here’s what I mean by exploding, as I push, some turds get expelled, then there’s some compressed air, that pops, and some more shit, followed by some more compressed air, that pops. The stronger I push, the more it explodes

Spongy turds. Did I eat yeast? Mh

Some shit out of nowhere. Actually, I know where it comes from, it’s just unexpected. You know… 4 PM… what a weird time for a poo. C’mon, who takes a shit at 4PM?

Dull. Just shit

‘I wish I was special, so fuckig special! But I’m a creep’ I heard my shit singing it this morning

Just a dull shit this morning. Probably, yesterday I’ve had too much

Yeah, it’s a pretty rough day for my bowels and my arsehole. I’m back on the toilet! Everything is so smoooth! But it feels like I’m still plenty of it! C’mon! Get rod of all this mess!

My bowels hurts, it’s not proper pain, it’s discomfort. My arsehole is swollen, just had some shit, but not even much. Don’t feel very well, to be fair

Woke up. Had some shit. Breakfast

Just arrived at my friend’s. Some loose shit deployed. He’s happy – my friend – because I feel better 😀

Must have taken too much shit yesterday. There was nothing to expel this morning… Almost nothing. Just a little nugget . My arsehole is very irritated. Think I’ve got haemorrhoids coming…

DIARRHOEA! Luckily, this time, am home

MOOOOORE SHIIIIIIIIT! Am at the building site I’m managing. Today is busy, many workers here. Should be supervising them BUT… BUTT! Much shit from my arsehole Hope no shit happens in the meanwhile…

Got up, got straight to the toilet. My cat too. He’s been suffering severe diarrhoea for months, ever since we got him, and since he’s long furred, we need to cleanse his paws every shit he takes. Because, you know, he’s standing right there, and his diarrhoea puddles his feet. This time I couldn’t catchContinue reading “Friday, 28 February 2025 | 6:25 AM”

At first, I felt like I desperately needed a shit. Urged my girlfriend to get out. Finally sat there, on my throne. Shit done. It took something that felt like 2 seconds. It didn’t even felt satisfying, or maybe I was just distracted.. Well, I sat there for ten more minutes but nothing came out.Continue reading “Thursday, 27 February 2025 | 8:08 AM”

More shit. Feeling less and less well.. Diarrhoea is the worst thing that can happen in a day plenty of appointments. You know, you can’t even tell people you’re unwell… a cold would be better! Anything would be better

Some more crap. What was uneventful before, looks like an unpleasant day unrolling…

Not much to say about my morning shit. Just shit today. 7.5/10 nice