Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM

This morning I was climbing. As always I had to shit, and I went for it. There was nothing to hide it this time, as I shat on the bare rock. At the end of the day, while getting back to the car, my girlfriend asked me ‘where did you shit later today? I repliedContinue reading “Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM”

Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:54 AM

Just woke up hyperpositive! Huge turd on the go. This project of mine, this whole shit-blogging thing, is what I really believe in the most. I want a happy life, happy life means happy bowels, happy bowels means, positivity, positivity brings joy. And I want the best life ever. What would be nicer than livingContinue reading “Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:54 AM”

Daily Prompt

When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up? I am not sure, but if I picture it, I guess I wanted to become what I am now, a shit blogger. There are a lot of pictures of baby me sitting on the toilet, taking a poo. I wasn’t ableContinue reading “Daily Prompt”

Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 03:23 PM

Even if I’d have preferred to do it in the morning, finally some shit came up. Actually, it’s going DOWN. Down down down the toilet. Just go, you’re free! It is deeply liberating for me as well. I freaking needed this, I spent the two hours sitting at my laptop after lunch farting a lot.Continue reading “Thursday, 30 March 2023 | 03:23 PM”

Wednesday, 29 March 2023 | 08:17 AM

I believe in this thing. I basically took one of the thing I am consistent at and I am trying to make it become a fulltime job. Being a shitblogger, writing a post every time I find myself in good times for a poop, is not an easy job. I had to get used toContinue reading “Wednesday, 29 March 2023 | 08:17 AM”

Tuesday, 28 March 2023 | 01:34 PM

A fact: I had diarrhoea this morning. Another fact: I ate some sort of filled pastry with cheese and aubergine, and tomato sauce, and a lot of oil, and a lot of butter. It was delicious. Are these two facts anyhow related? Probably So why did I eat the leftovers for lunch? Yeah, probably itContinue reading “Tuesday, 28 March 2023 | 01:34 PM”