Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 07:39 AM

My slumber was very poor. It is possible it was because of my heavy dinner. Now I have a headache and my arse should be producing much more, but it’s a little run down 🙁

Sunday, 2 April 2023 | 11:51 AM

For the first time in a while today I woke up late, and I felt completely empty, no farts inside me. Pretty rare! I thought I was fine, but then some turds came. Now, that’s normal!

Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM

This morning I was climbing. As always I had to shit, and I went for it. There was nothing to hide it this time, as I shat on the bare rock. At the end of the day, while getting back to the car, my girlfriend asked me ‘where did you shit later today? I replied...

Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 10:32 AM

I am already out, I thought everything was okay, I was in time, but FUCK! Shit urge came! Always making me late! I guess my bowels love April’s Fool….